Some guys have all the luck! Like Scott Schwartz, the infamous (ex)teen movie star and prankster. Remember the guy that stuck his tongue to a frozen pole in “A Christmas Story” or the spoiled brat who wanted a playmate in “The Toy”. You know the guy. Well, Scotty’s all grown up, and his new “playmate” is none other than the lovely Juli Ashton. Who would want to be a teen star, when you could be a full on porn superstud? So don’t miss this outrageous adult comedy…”Scotty’s X-Rated Adventure”

Hustler drums up some faux controversy with the next installment of their tabloid-gone-porn. This time Jessica Simpson is being lampooned. Don’t let her blonde hair and simple mind fool you. Jessica is a stone cold hottie who loves to do nasty things! Watch her avoid the paparazzi, explore her lesbian side and give a classic yet candid interview with ex-hubby Nick!